so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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