What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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