if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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