I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
