Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I don't think brook has ever known best
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
we're making bets on your personal life
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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