we're blogging at a bar
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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