But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
whose ass print is on the piano?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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