Don't you send me to vm
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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