Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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