I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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