my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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