well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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