can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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