Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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