he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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