i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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