i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We need to get me chipped asap
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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