Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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