How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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