when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize