your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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