Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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