***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My hand turned me down
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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