I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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