ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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