I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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