Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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