Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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