ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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