I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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