But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You ruined the universe
Randomize
