Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
God I need to hump something, right now.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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