I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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