so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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