i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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