I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
