Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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