You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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