so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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