remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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