I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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