is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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