Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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