operation have a gay friend backfired
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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