4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
