it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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