this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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