what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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