so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
My vagina just clenched in fear
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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