So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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