well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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