So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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