I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
All I want is dick and wine.
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Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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