Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
