Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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