It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i dont even know how to be here
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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